A review of "The Crater Lake Monster"
OK, I admit it. I don't believe in lake monsters. I
suppose this movie is the punishment for my unbelief, administered by a
wrathful and vengeful angel named "Ed Wood", working for the Heavenly
Turkey. And no, Mr Wood didn't make "Crater Lake Monster". In fact,
it would probably have been better, had he did! This absurd turkey revolves
around a flesh-eating brontosaurus (?!) that terrorizes the small town of
Crater Lake in Nowhere County. I'm watching the flick as we speak, so I don't
know how it ends, but I admit that I stopped caring long ago. Worst so far: the
slap stick scenes. Geezus.
EDIT. I've seen the entire thing now. It's not a brontosaurus. It has flippers! Ha ha ha. Poor Arnie.
EDIT. I've seen the entire thing now. It's not a brontosaurus. It has flippers! Ha ha ha. Poor Arnie.
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