Saturday, September 15, 2018

If it quacks like a donald...



I believe that The Donald should be stopped from entering the British Antarctic Territory. Why? Because he's a DUCK, that's why!!! I have signed petitions and affidavits from 500,000 albatrosses and 75,000 penguins to this effect, and tomorrow my proposal will be discussed by the Eldermen at Port Stanley, Falkland Islands. So be 'fraid, Donald from Ducksburg Manhattan, be very 'fraid, we don't want your golden eggs (or your trump towers or your duckling values) on our distant and icy shores, get it?

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