Have mercy on a poor sinner

To those who complain about my strangely schizoid review habits, please note that I'm not responsible for the deeds of my evil twin.

I'm the fair Dr. Jekyll. The other guy is my Hyde side.

He's the one hating the Shelties and Meadowlarks, while extolling the virtues of European Blackbirds, North Korean strongman rule and posting 84 bizarre pseudo-reviews of books about sand dunes and mosses. When he isn't busy questioning the virtue of beautiful Bavarian girls, that is.

The guy started popping up when I got off my meds about eighth months ago. The government cut back on my subsidies, and...well, you know how these things go. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I suppose I have to cut back on something else.