This review was actually reported to Amazon by a poor New Age guy who apparently eats ORMUS and took strong offense to my criticism of the product. Amazon, who wants to sell this shit to unsuspecting customers in the New Age Belt in California, promptly deleted my review! I hope the snitch is still alive and well, and if not, well, there´s always the FDA...
Recently, I searched the web for
information about Ormus, an Egyptian character mentioned in certain Masonic
lore. Instead, this came up. I'm not sure exactly what it is, except that some
people have very high expectations on it. Apparently, Ormus can awaken your
kundalini, turn you into a luminous being who will ascend to Heaven ASAP (or
rather after 10 lunar months), and is in fact identical to the Philosopher's
Stone. Also, it's somehow connected to Reich's orgone energy! Who knew? A
website I consulted helpfully warns us not to put Ormus in our neighbor's tea,
and continues: “If you think the Hu sound or possibly Angels and Demons is
going to scare you, do not consume too much Ormus! If you don't know what Hu is
you should study that before consuming ORMUS or Monoatomic products. Loud Hu is
a very common experience of Ormus users”. Not sure what means, but we can't say
we haven't been warned…
Sounds like a biased Review to me...
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