Gummy bears in the colors red, blue and white. This obvious collusion with the evil forces of Pan-Slavdom made a swift intervention necessary...
What's so patriotic about gummy bears in the colours
of the Russian, Slovak and Serbian flags? Somebody should call the John Birch
Society, pointing out that the candy industry isn't what it used to be after
Robert Welch left it 50 years ago. Another
Russian bear exposed!

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