The weirding of the weather

A jocular review of a T-shirt with the text "I survived the Polar Vortex of 2014" 

This product is described as a “novelty apocalypse T-shirt”. Trust me, in a few years, the “novelty” designation will be dropped, and this product will be marketed in all seriousness by the local survivalists. And by that time, you'll be one of them, too… Unless we all unite and vote Al Gore for president, of course. Yeah, really.