Can somebody please kill him once and for all?

The one-star isn't for the product, but for Rutherford B Hayes. Apparently, you can buy notebooks depicting U.S. presidents in mint undead condition. The idea of Hayes (who ended Radical Reconstruction and essentially handed over power in the South to the Klan) being depicted as a zombie does have a certain appeal, I mean, this is not a guy you want lurking outside your cabin at night! That being said, I'm no great fan of "Zombie Awareness Month" overall, finding the concept somewhat silly...