Sunday, August 26, 2018

The Germans are nice to dogs




Someone at Amazon is selling "Dachshund Patriotic Flags", whatever that is. My review of this bizarre product follows... 

Hmmm... The name "Dachshund" doesn't strike me as particularly patriotic. Sounds more, well, German. Now, let's see. Who was the main enemy of the United States in World War I? Germany. Who was the main enemy of the United States in World War II? Germany. Who was the main enemy of the United States during the Cold War? EAST Germany. Get my drift, partner? This T-shirt is clearly the work of nefarious agents of the Reich on our precious patriotic soil!!!

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