A review of "The Complete Idiot´s Guide to Freemasonry"
The
author of this book, S. Brent Morris, is a self-professed 33 degree Freemason
of the Scottish Rite. In my book, that makes him ILLUMINATI. I'm sure brother
Morris drinks pig's blood on Mondays, worships the severed head of a Muslim
heretic on Tuesdays, meets Wall Street bankers on Wednesdays, and puts
pentagrams in city plans on Thursdays. I'm not entirely sure what he does on
Fridays, however. Drinks pig's blood again?
Also, I suspect Morris and his fellow Shriners have hatched a plan to kidnap Dan Brown, place a red fez on his head, and force him to drive a small, red car in Downtown Manhattan!!!
SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE MONTANA MILITIA!!!
:D
Just kidding, guys...
Also, I suspect Morris and his fellow Shriners have hatched a plan to kidnap Dan Brown, place a red fez on his head, and force him to drive a small, red car in Downtown Manhattan!!!
SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE MONTANA MILITIA!!!
:D
Just kidding, guys...
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