In the interest of unity and my own personal safety, I hereby endorse President Joe Biden, the legitimate head of state and government of these United States. I call on everyone to follow the law in the jurisdiction of their domicile and report all suspicious activity to the proper authorities. I will henceforth only publish posts of a completely safe and uncontroverisal nature. This civic act of self-censorship for the benefit of the higher good of society will begin at 1800 hours local Swedish time today and be in effect until at least January 1, 2023.
Examples of safe topics: the phylogeny of the noctuid lepidoptera, the intellectual history of episcopalian Methodism during the 19th century, trends in Austro-Hungarian fashion and architecture during the belle epoque, and the pros and cons of manned space flight to the outer moons of Uranus.
Thanks for your understanding.
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