Sunday, September 16, 2018

Should perhaps be banned

This is apparently a celebrated version of an old Christmas poem…with all references to Santa Claus smoking a pipe being excised, due to politically correct health concerns blah blah. Why stop there? Santa is obviously offensive to atheists, Pastafarians and Hare Krishnas. The reindeer are offensive to elks and moose. Christmas itself is offensive to the Easter bunny, the Halloween pumpkin and the Thanksgiving turkey. And what about Santa's copious consumption of sweets, cookies and biscuits? He may have given up smoking, but he seems to have a couple of other vices! No, let's go all the way and ban Xmas outright, replacing it with Lenin's birthday. Yeah, really.

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