Sunday, September 16, 2018

I'm with the SJWs on this one

Apparently, so-called SJWs want to ban Halloween. That's fine with me, I never liked the roaming gangs of tweens who demand "treats" or else they vandalize my front porch, smear peanut butter on my car windows or scare my poor designer dog. I must admit, though, that I don't usually have this problem when I take my human mask off to show my true likeness (seen on the photo above). My opposition to Halloween is mostly a matter of principle. That, and keeping property prices up.

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