A review of fake "unicorn meat" sold by Amazon.
Unicorn
meat?! I assumed imports from North Korea were illegal! Some congressman should
look into this. Where's Joe McCarthy when you need him?
Frankly, I'm jealous at the reviewer "V. Zhirinovsky" a.k.a. "Vlad the Mad" who have 368 out of 400 helpful votes. I usually get 1 out of 666 helpful, and that's on a good day. I suspect a grand Communist conspiracy, backed by Lisa Frank and the other tycoons of Big Unicorn!!!
Yeah, really.
Frankly, I'm jealous at the reviewer "V. Zhirinovsky" a.k.a. "Vlad the Mad" who have 368 out of 400 helpful votes. I usually get 1 out of 666 helpful, and that's on a good day. I suspect a grand Communist conspiracy, backed by Lisa Frank and the other tycoons of Big Unicorn!!!
Yeah, really.
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