Sunday, September 16, 2018

Certified self-irony

A review of a badge with the text "Certified Pseudo-Intellectual" on sale at Amazon. 

Yes, I'm a certified pseudo-intellectual. I'm so certified, in fact, that I don't need a badge to prove it. I don't even have to open my mouth. Pseudo-intellectualism just oozes out of me, like an aura or something. Still, if you are the resident pseudo-intellectual of your neighborhood, and somehow this doesn't show, I recommend you buy this here badge today!

PS. Of course, another way to prove the point is to post 4026 customer reviews...

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