Sunday, September 16, 2018

A message from the Grinch

Perhaps you thought your pagan-commercial-faux Christian celebration known as "Xmas" was safe, just because your Supreme Court declared holiday trees constitutional, provided they are secular? Nice try, buster! I'm coming to *your* home town this winter, and if your so-called holiday tree contains any Bethlehem stars, angels, small crosses or pictures of Santa in a bishop's hat, I'm going to call the nearest ACLU chapter and sue you!!! Of course, I will personally tear down the tree (and steal all candy hanging on it). If you think a menorah standing next to the Xmas tree will save your local council from the wrath of the Grinch, think again. The menorah is my next target...

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