Monday, September 10, 2018

We come in peace




Another reviewer believes that this ninja sword is perfect for "alien hunting". He wasn't talking about illegal aliens. He was referring to...UFOs.

Personally, I think a civilization capable of crossing the galaxy in a fairly advanced space craft, is perfectly capable of handling a guy who thinks he's Franco Nero, but I *could* be wrong on this. After all, even White men with machine guns bleed if hit by a Neanderthal spear. But what if the extraterrestrials are supernatural? Surely the Devil can withstand a wacko dressed in a black outfit who lurks around in the bushes spouting a Full Tang Ninja Sword?

And what if the aliens are highly evolved, luminous and peaceful beings? Ooops. First contact might get awry if Mr. Ninjutsu tries to chop off the head of the Ascended Master Lanello.

The world, Sheriff Truman, is surely a bizarre and wonderful place.

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