Friday, September 7, 2018

Turkey shooting




Ha ha ha. I've only watched about 10 minutes of this ghastly movie, and already have a love-hate relation to it. "Attack of the Beast Creatures" might actually be *the* worst movie ever made?! Even the notorious Ed Wood was better than this (well, sort of).

The plot seems to be super-thin: a group of survivors from a shipwreck are chased, killed and presumably eaten by tiny cannibals on a remote island. The cannibals look like dolls, presumably because, well, they *are* dolls.

I know that turkey movies should be taken as, well, turkey movies, but I just can't give this brilliantly bad production five stars. Only one star, and please tell Mr. Wood and Lugosi I'm sorry for having dissed their movies in the past!

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