I'm an undecided voter. OK, I'm not a voter at all, since I'm not a U.S. citizen. But then, that never stopped anyone from voting in U.S. elections, right? As I said, I'm undecided. Part of me wants to go full Trumpocrat to stop World War III. Another part of me supports Giant Meteor and wants to *usher in* World War III, or at least Apocalypse I (one and only). There are many tough choices in the life of a foreign-born donkey, it seems! Does anyone else feel this way, or am I locked into some kind of sollipsistic nightmare here?