Saturday, September 8, 2018

There is no such thing as free honey




They are big, they are bad, they are many, and they will soon come to a beehive near *you*. Especially if you are insane enough to live in Texas! Weirdly, they also produce organic honey?! The killer bees are here to stay, so you better get used to it. Besides, what did you expect from a planet that also spawned rattle snakes, fire ants, the Black Widow and the bubonic plague? Mercy? Organic honey free of charge, or what?

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