Saturday, September 8, 2018

A real killer

This must be the funniest product sold by Amazon. It's - wait for it - killer bee honey?! Apparently, when the Africanized honey bee isn't busy killing people, horses or regular honey bees, they actually produce their own honey! Well, they are bees, after all. Even better, the honey is organic and has a fair trade label. Thus, when you buy this honey, you're actually making the world a better place. How about that? It's kosher and gluten free, too. Besides, bees are "matriarchal", so as a feminist in good standing, I warmly recommend this product. I'd say it's a real killer. Save the planet, buy killer bee honey today!

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