A distress call

Can't anyone stop this reviewer “Ashtar Command”, who seems to have a very unhealthy obsession with animal sacrifice, slaughterhouses and some ancient emperor who consumed peacocks under ritualistic forms? What if this crazy person ever gets hold of a nice and cuddly Goldendoodle? The consequences can become very, very frightening indeed! Please defend me and other designer dogs from this Halloween marauder and latter-day Dr Strangelove. I, the Guardian of Goldendoodle Devotion, hath spoken.