The Supreme Court hasn't banned public institutions from putting up Christmas trees, with the argument that they are "secular" and hence constitutional. But what if the Christmas tree is topped by a star? That's the Star of Bethlehem, after all. That's religious, right? Does this mean that the radical-liberal Grinch can vandalize all publicly funded Christmas trees in MAGA...?
If Ted Cruz ever gets appointed to SCOTUS, I'm sure he'll find a solution. Until then, watch out for the green guy in a Santa costume!