Get a grip, Cooper

“Transition to the Golden Age in 2032” is a book by Diana Cooper published by Findhorn Press in 2011. Cooper belongs to the same neo-Theosophical tradition as Guy Ballard, Elizabeth Clare Prophet and (perhaps) Alice Bailey, but her group seems to be independent. In Cooper's version of the Mayan apocalypse, the actual end of the world doesn't take place in 2012 (although the countdown certainly starts then) but rather in 2032.

When the “spiritual heart centre of the planet” in Glastonbury awakens, it will ignite the crystal pyramids of Atlantis, which are supposedly spread around the entire universe. This will enable the heart centres of all planets, stars and galaxies to connect. In 2032, the entire universe will become “fifth-dimensional”, and transformed into a kind of millennial paradise. Although Cooper doesn't say so, it certainly sounds as if the fifth-dimensional transformation will entail a massive reduction of the Earth's population. There will be a cleansing of the planet through natural disasters such as floods, earthquakes and tsunamis. It has already started in Pakistan, a country the author believes is particularly recalcitrant. Many “fourth-dimensional souls” will “chose to leave” to the “inner planes” or move to a new fourth-dimensional universe, apparently a kind of refuge for those not fit to enter Paradise. In other words, they will disappear from the face of the Earth before the paradisiacal ascension.

Cooper's book also contain some other astonishing pieces of information. Thus, our planet is hollow, and its interior is purely spiritual. The Irish potato famine was caused by the English burying their plague victims on the ley lines, thus blocking them, so that the potato crops failed. The United Kingdom is not ready for 2012 due to the resistance of the people to the wedding of Prince William and Kate. There are remedies, though: light candles and send love and light to the Olympic Games, place the word “London” on an orb of Archangel Sandalphon so that his energy can ground the city, connect with the unicorns (yes, unicorns) and ask them to blow away the lower energy in London and bring in wisdom. If not…prepare to be flooded! The re-election of Ken Livingstone doesn't seem to be part of the plan, however. In Sweden, a special Golden City will arise by 2032 due to Christ light from the 33rd cosmic portal at the North Pole. Thank you. I can use an upgrade of my little rent-controlled flat.

Cooper doesn't like Israel, though, so there a giant earthquake will cleanse the land until the Jews learn more humble ways and make peace with their Arab neighbours. Camels hold much wisdom and these animals will start to communicate telepathically with Saudi Arabians, making them realize that women's rights is the way to go. Tibet will be free by 2022 and is connected to Lakumay, the spiritual aspect of Sirius. In another book, the name is spelled Lakuma and is said to be the home of the previously mentioned unicorns…

Well, you get the picture.