Sunday, September 16, 2018

Alien Dawn

Take me to your leader!

Breaking news: strange signals emanating from just 234 star systems (of over 2 million surveyed) MIGHT BE FROM ALIENS!!! Must be an entire Galactic Empire out there, if 234 star systems are all sending out the same messages, but I suppose I could have misunderstood the article. Since Mark Zuckerberg is financing the project, it won't be long before the tin foil hat brigade will be out in force, muttering something about the Illuminati...

Besides, I happen to know *one* alien who is already here. Ahem, yes, that would be Mark Zuckerberg himself...kidding! I'm talking about my own humble self, obviously. :D

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