The reason for the silly season

I've spent about one hour browsing Amazon for Jesus-related products in the Home & Kitchen department. I was honestly surprised by the staggering amount of ridiculous offerings, both "pro" and "con". Is Jesus the reason for the silly season?

This is apparently a *real* toaster that *really* makes a portrait of Jesus on your toasted bread?! I'm not sure whether its pro or con, though. There's also a Virgin Mary version, which I suppose is intended for the local branch of Atheists United, since it conjures up images of "Mary in a tortilla" and that kind of stuff. Note also the name of the company selling this roller toaster: Burnt Impressions. Instead of burnt offerings, presumably. On balance, then, I'd say the Christic toaster is "con". A long con?

I imagined myself a man with an almost snotty sense of humour before I saw this... Geezus. Only two non-Bethlehem stars for this godforsaken kitchen appliance. Next week: Burnt Impressions gets burned, after offering the Muhammad toaster. And I don't mean Muhammad Ali. Ooops. It made quite an impression.