A distress call (August 1, 2016)

My moniker is Ashtar Command and I'm an Amazon reviewer. Sometimes, I stint as a troll. So far, I've reviewed lesbian mouse pads, dinosaur erotica, Haribo candy, field guides to insects and books published by the Hare Krishna. Political orientation? Mostly liberal. I never thought I would say this, and neither did you, but here goes: RATZINGER, COME BACK, ALL IS FORGIVEN, FOR YOUR SUCCESSOR IS CRAZY!!!