A proposal to all Muslims of good will

Ashtar Command negotiating with the
Islamic Conference Organization

Help us encircle and dismember Russia. In return, we´ll stop burning your Quran. Of course, you also have to give equal rights to Christians, Jews, Zoroastrians and Yazidis, not to mention Ahmadis and Bahais. And Shias worshipping a horse during Muharram.

I mean, all religions should be strictly protected from hate speech, wouldn´t you agree?

You can burn down Russian Orthodox churches, though. Or convert them into mosques. And keep Istanbul.  

Deal?