Saturday, April 2, 2022

Rapture ready

 


The rapture will be in 2022. Did you know? Not me neither, but I should have. This according to a dream by a Muslim convert to Christianity named Fatima. I wonder if the name is a co-incidence? 

Or maybe some other shite will happen, as per Baba Vanga here above. (Note that this late Bulgarian mystic didn´t predict the Russian invasion of Ukraine!) But the baba claimed that the world won´t end until 5079, so presumably her posthumous self will be out-competed by all the 2022 doomsayers...and the 2023 ones...and the 2024 ones...

You get the picture.

At least Nibiru has been written off. I haven´t checked *that* particular milieu since 2018 (when they predicted the end would happen on November 28 - it didn´t), but a quick search on YouTube reveals no new Nibiru prophecies this year. Wow!

There *is* a chance that the world might end in a nuclear conflagration c/o Vlad the Even Madder, but if you ask me, we´ll both still be here in 2023, discussing another round of failed apocalyptic scenarios... 


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