And the Lord came to his people...

What would happen if the founders, prophets or apostles of various world religions would come back today?

If Isaiah and Jeremiah would come back and preach at the Wailing Wall, the Orthodox Jews would stone them on a technicality. "You are in indirect subjunctive violation of the Talmudic injunction number 5,781 according to which you are not allowed to stand on *that* particular spot on the Sabbath unless you have a dispensation from the Chief Rabbinate in triplicate copies. Besides, you are traitors for suggesting that G-d will hand us over to Iraq for our sins!!!"

If Muhammad would return to Saudi Arabia, the Saudis would consider him an infidel apostate hypocrite Kharijite, and sentence him to 114 lashes at a public place and extradiction to Iran.

If Jesus would return, he would *not* be crucified. No, his punishment at the hands of the globo-liberal Christians would be even more hideous. JESUS WOULD BE CANCELLED FROM TWITTER. Not seven times, but 77 times. I mean, he would tweet based stuff like "Marriage is between one man and one woman for life" or "Love thy enemy, love Donald Trump". Aye, poor Geezus would be accused of "a capability to inflict real harm". And if you think the *conservative* Christians would like him better, think again, buster! Had Jesus preached in the Bible Belt, he would be reporter to the Local Red Squad. I mean, he sounds like a damn Commie and looks like a kike!

However, the Buddha would probably be given a very different reception. After all, he would purge the sangha of all wayward monks (about 60,000 of them). Then, the king of Thailand would personally thank him for getting rid of all those trouble-makers who agitate in the streets for social and political change, rather than sit still in their monasteries meditating on corpses...