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A quote from the All-Knowing Wikipedia: "Tetrapods emerged within lobe-finned fishes, so cladistically they are fish as well." Tetrapods include humans, so "cladistically" this means that you´re fish. Fish of the clade Sarcopterygii, to be more exact.
I´m sure you would rather be descended from ants, cockroaches or other such cool creatures, but naah, you´re fish. The fossil of one of your distant cousins (cladistically speaking) has actually been found in northern Canada. Yes, that would be the famous Tiktaalik, the name of which simply means "large freshwater fish" in the local Inuit language (linguistically speaking).
That´s what you are, human-oid. You´re just a large freshwater fish with a terrible attitude. Cladistically speaking, of course.
Personally, I´m a kind of lily. But you knew that already, I assume.
Opinions like this is one of the main reasons why blogs should be banned.
ReplyDeleteI´m sure this "blogger" (cladistically speaking) is also a Trump supporter and believes in QAnon. He also drives a pick up with a Confederate flag and a sticker attacking "liberal Darwinism" or the like.
ReplyDeleteEvolution is a well established fact. Let me guess, you also believe the earth is flat and that the sun is an electric generator suspended in the sky at a modest distance of 100 miles? I mean, how else would we *see* it, right? People like you are the reason Trump could become president four years ago and why America is looking more and more like a banana republic.
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ReplyDeleteI assume you "scientific" types prefer dangerous vaccines, hypersonic missiles and pork c/o Joe Biden, then?
Oh, sorry. Did I say Anon. I meant Blue Anon!
If you mean mostly safe vaccines rather than drinking bleach, good defenses against Trump´s friends in Moscow, and more opportunity for the poor, then yeah, I suppose I prefer those things. As for "Blue Anon", everyone knows your guy was on the Russian payroll. All proven by the Steel dossier long ago!
ReplyDeleteNow, to go back on topic, people like you also support homeopathy, mesmerism and believe in orgone energy, not to mention anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, killer bees (there are no killer bees) and want to stop Brown people from owning Fiber Internet.
Thank god a (surprisingly small) majority of voters rejected your killer clown QAnon candidate.
It all hangs together. Of course you oppose evolution. You probably think Tiktaalik lived in one of the four rivers of Eden, together with the Loch Ness monster and Leviathan. Did Noah take the fish with him onboard Noah´s ark? I mean, it was freshwater so presumably it couldn´t withstand the salinity of the Deluge oceans.
But why the heck am I even arguing with you, pick up boy.
This *must* be trolling, I mean, no one can write like this with a straight face, right? :D
ReplyDeleteYou don´t get it do you, what happened in 2016-20 and especially on January 6, 2021 was a grave threat to all of Western liberal civilization, something the SPLC has been warning about for 35 years, the growth of the far right, anti-Semitism, anti-Black racism, opposition to Brown people having fiber, we managed to stop it in 2012 (Ron Paul) but in 2016 it all came together, revealing a fascist substratum in fly over pick up country for all to see, America´s fascist underbelly truly spelled AMERIKKKA you may think there is a turning back from the hideous events on 6 Jan, there are not I know you oppose penicillin, antibiotics, heart transplants, abortion, with people like you in charge we would still be in dark ages also overpopulated as hell religious fundamentalist fanatics Some of you also eat ORMUS and collodial gold hope you all die QAnon
ReplyDeleteBlue Anon lost it, I think.
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteYou sound like somebody who ate too much "collodial gold" (whatever that is exactly, geologically speaking) after having a bad trip on orgone energy or something
You lost it bingo boy you´re the guy claiming to be a lily not me Your blog is a truly bizarre blend of creationism, Trumpism, QAnon conspirituality and Velikovsky, no defense of the most basic Western or modern values just any "alternative" idea you can find regardless of provenance an eclecticism typical of FASCISM you are a bohemian café intellectual I mean you are even known for talking to yourself on commentary threads you flat earth wacko
ReplyDeleteNah, *you* are talking to yourself, I´m certainly not talking to you. I might as well be talking to the cat!
ReplyDeleteI´m old enough to remember Hungary 1956, you don´t understand that democracy is a LUXURY and requires ETERNAL VIGILANCE not your ridiculous notions about Q conspiracies, Confederate pick ups, young earth creationism, flat earth creationism, oleandrine, ORMUS und so weiter, almost half of the US electorate voted for fascism, we need better public schools to TEACH the lessons to the new generation, but of course you sit and joke about "freshwater fish" after zipping your capuccino at your café, browse the web for Velikovsky information, and so on. You also link to that crazy old Jesus hippie "John Michael Greer", who probably also thinks the Earth is flat, or perhaps hollow and inhabited by Deros from Stonehenge, it´s a pity the constitution can´t be amended to deny you the vote heck no system is perfect I suppose
ReplyDeleteYou and your friend "Greer" are probably Rosicrucians, I´ve heard they took over the rump of the Socialist Party after Albert Shanker left it, you probably think there is something risqué and original about OTO, Satanism, philosophia perennis and all that crap, there isn´t, it´s all crap, you can tell that to your Jesus People hippie friend, I mean he´s even into Freemasons I mean what the heck In reality all these groups were either hyper-conservative or fascist while being "decadent" and "outre" in their private lives (esoterically speaking of course) Dion Fortune was a confused woman nothing of worth in her crazy writings and Blavatsky was under the influence of hash when she had her "visions" of Lemurian baboons co-evolving with Ascended Masters public schools should do something where is Albert Shanker
ReplyDeleteLOL. There *are* killer bees, by the way.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there are killer bees in your fetid hair brained imagination informed by "Candy Man" and "The Swarm" and other racist tropes
ReplyDeleteThis put Lovecrafts "The shadow over insmouth" in a new light".
ReplyDeleteExactly.
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