Monday, December 2, 2024

The methane miracle

 


Arla (the Scandinavian dairy company) is threatened by a boycott in the UK due to cows getting a mysterious new feed which makes them fart less and hence "produce" less methane, which is a green house gass. The feed is associated with Bill Gates, who is prominently featured in various conspiracy theories... and off we go. Arla, for their part, blame "disinformation". 

Personally, I wonder if the people who want to boycott Arla over this think that modern milk is entirely "organic" to begin with? Why do they buy their dairy products from Arla rather than from some semi-illegal biodynamic farm run by Anthroposophists? Duh!   

Arla says boycott calls over methane-cutting feed additive based on "misinformation"

2 comments:

  1. If farting cows is such a problem for the climatards, why are the they not sounding the alarm about all the immigration from the third world? Doesnt arabs and africans fart?

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  2. Funkar preparatet på människor med? I så fall blir väl folk snart portade i mataffärer utan intyg om att man tar preparatet inte kan kopplas ens digitala ID.
    "How dare you not take your flatulence pills!? How can you have anything to eat if you dont take your flatulence pills!? Guard! Take that climate denying farting kid", för att travestera både Thunberg och Pink Floyd

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