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Tuesday, August 3, 2021
Napoleon before the Sphinx
This cries out for somebody turning it into a meme...
"So some stray fan of yours say you´re the World Spirit, yeah, sounds familiar, I had 1,000 sycophantic admirers like that, I mean, they claimed I was freakin´ Horus or something"
"Yes, Bonaparte, I know, Egypt went down the drain when the Persians overthrew Nectanebo II, hasn´t been the same since, I mean, what´s up with all this Allah stuff anyway?"
In the 21 century the swedess Will build statues like this of än abomnible, unbearable and generally retarded girl whom they worship. Please exterminate them to save mankind from this embarrasment. For Akhenaton. Or Christ or whatever
"I used to be Ozymandias, and the only thing I got was this ridiculous portrait".
ReplyDelete"Yes, Monsieur Bonaparte, I know, I know, the Arabs are crazy, even crazier than Akhenaten, I mean, look what these monotheists did to me!"
ReplyDelete"So some stray fan of yours say you´re the World Spirit, yeah, sounds familiar, I had 1,000 sycophantic admirers like that, I mean, they claimed I was freakin´ Horus or something"
ReplyDelete"Naah, Freemasonry isn´t Egyptian, they made that shit up, trust me, I should know"
ReplyDeleteThe moment Bonaparte realized that Egyptian civilization really was very, very alien...
ReplyDeleteBased Corsican chief negotiate alliance with Hamitic aliens from Dog-Star, directed against Perfidious Albion.
ReplyDelete"No, Bonaparte, this isn´t Jerusalem, but she´s all yours!"
ReplyDelete"Naah, the mummies are dummies, the real pharaoh´s left for Sirius, leaving me behind in this darn desert"
ReplyDelete"Yes, Bonaparte, I know, Egypt went down the drain when the Persians overthrew Nectanebo II, hasn´t been the same since, I mean, what´s up with all this Allah stuff anyway?"
ReplyDeleteIn the 21 century the swedess Will build statues like this of än abomnible, unbearable and generally retarded girl whom they worship. Please exterminate them to save mankind from this embarrasment. For Akhenaton. Or Christ or whatever
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