Cruising

 

- Yes, earthling, the pulsar disfigured our bodies,
but what´s left is still alive, a new kind of life,
to be sure, mu-hah-hah!

The Stellivore Hypothesis is making the obligatory rounds, before being shelved...or becoming nische nerd material on YouTube, alongside the Silurian Hypothesis, the Dark Forest hypothesis and similar stuff.  

Fast-moving stars are piloted by aliens, new study suggests