Don´t worry, do worry

 

- Where is Don Jr? I´m hungry!

So Donald Trump is threatening to invade - wait for it - Nigeria. If you don´t like that prospect, don´t worry. He has previously threatened military conquest of Greenland, the Panama Canal and Canada (sic). So far, nothing has happened. Except an improptu visit by Don Jr to Nuuk during which he bought lunch for some homeless Eskimo drifters. 

And if you *do* like that prospect (not sure why since the genocide is the work of Boko Haram, not the Nigerian government, but whatever), I suppose you should be worried, since Trump (of course) won´t do anything. Except maybe impose stiffer tariffs on Nigerian voodoo dolls. 

Unless it´s 3D chess and the US military already has a master plan to reclaim the entire Sahel region (including Sudan) from militant Islamists, Trump´s posts on Truth Social being both the distraction and the secret signal to proceed...

But I wouldn´t count on it.