Saturday, December 1, 2018

See? Nothing happened, fam!




Hmmm… How come we are all still here? The world was supposed to end in October or November, right? You know, Nibiru. 

Yes, Nibiru alias Planet X was supposed to collide with Earth on November 28, or something. As I told you back in October, it didn´t happen. But guess what, the lunatics and psy-ops operatives still sperge on about Nibiru on YouTube?! Apparently, it has “changed course” or something. 

And if you don´t believe in Nibiru, you can always check out other apocalyptic scenarios set in 2018 (i.e. with only 31 days to go). There is the New Ice Age, which will last for 350 years. There is the imminent “polar shift”, whatever that even is. (Will it bring penguins and albatrosses to my backyard? I say, bring it on, Oh Great One!) And if you´re more old fashioned, yes, there is a “Biblical” prophecy that the literal Apocalypse (complete with World War III thermo-nuclear style) will happen in, surprise, 2018. 

Unfortunately, the Evil One is smarter than all this. He wants us to remain on Psycho Planet Rare Earth for another million years or so, stuck in the samsara which can never become nirvana. So I expect more of the same in 2019: wars, rumors of wars, and yes, rumors of apocalypse…but no Nibiru.

Sorry. 

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