Monday, September 6, 2021

My freedom for a pizza


OK, wait just a moment here.

How can the powers-that-be (a.k.a. The Man) introduce vaccine passports *if they simultaneously say that a third or even fourth vaccination is necessary for complete protection against the virus*? But if so, what are the guarantees that the virus won´t spread at concerts, museums, shopping malls, restaurants, space flights, or wherever the internal Soviet, pardon, vaccine passport will be used? Last time I looked, most people only have one or two shots of the damn thing. 

It´s almost as if the governments of this god-forsaken rock *want* to find a new excuse for another round of lockdown measures! 

But sure, no problem. I´m willing to shelter in place for another year or so...on certain conditions.

First, I want real Italian pizza (with salami and mushrooms) every day, free of charge. Second, I want access to all cable TV networks and streaming services, free of charge. Third, I want a new computer and I-pod, free of charge. From Samsung, preferably. Fourth, I want a cash handout of 10,000 dollars cuz reasons. 

Don´t have the money? Just tell the Fed to print some! Oh, and some olives at that pizza...


5 comments:

  1. Real Italian Pizza dont have mushrooms on it. And certainly not salami. A simple Margherita is what tastes best any way if made in a super hot stone oven and with Buffalo mozzarella and tomato sauce from tomatoes recently picked.

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  2. But if we get a real lock down in Sweden i bet you wount be abel to get anything better than some abomination from the local turks or arabs larping italians.
    "Pizzas" made with margarine instead of olive oil and whatever cheapest possible cheese. Dont even wanna know where the flour comes from. Probably full arsenic way above legal levels.

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  3. Either way, I want the Fed to pay for my cullinary extravaganza! :D

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  4. Lots of huge corona protest rallies in several european countries the last days. Police in France got extremley brutal with the protesters. But not a word about it in swedish regime media.
    If there is a minor HPTQP-demo in poland or Hungary or wherever that is slightly frownned up on by police and or bystanders that is newsworhy to swedish MSM, but mass-protests in France where people from all walks of life are being severly brutalised by the police isnt.

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  5. Interesting. They did talk about the protests in France and Germany a few weeks back. Counter-orders from somebody higher Up?

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