An admission

I actually like being locked down. I mean, what is there not to like about it? 

I get monthly unemployment benefits, if I get a job I can work from home (hence not having to go anywhere), I can surf all day long and get radicalized, I don´t have to socialize with anyone face to face, as long as the diners are "essential" and don´t ask for vaccin passports I can get a really good lunch there, I can go on long walks in near-empty areas, I can sleep whenever I feel like it, I can laugh at all the ADHD-type extroverts who can´t live without clubbing and hence get COVID (all 77 versions), and laugh even more at the "revolutionary left" which actually supports the lockdowns. Keep da benefits flowin´, revolucionario! Aint gonna vote for you anyway. 

So yes, I suppose I suffer from FONO. 

Of course, there is always a risk that they will impose vaccine passports everywhere. 

If so, we riot. 

Then, back to bed!