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A crazy website by a *very* heretical scientist actually named Eugene McCarthy, arguing that humans are the products of hybridization between chimpanzees and...pigs.
Or at the very least chimp-like animals and pig-like animals, with the hybrid then being backcrossed with chimp-like creatures.
To call this fringe is to understate the case considerably, and I don´t really believe it either, but since I link to all and everything on this blog, enjoy!
Yes, pigs.
https://ashtarbookblog.blogspot.com/2018/08/where-is-skvader.html
ReplyDeleteEugene McCarthy is the author of the above book, which is main stream science. I assume he got fascinated by the more bizarre (and largely unconfirmed) hybrids and off he went...
For the record, I don´t rule at anything (well, maybe on workdays), but even McCarthy admits that his theory is almost impossible to test scientifically...
ReplyDeleteThe best crazy theory which is probably wrong is that flying foxes are really primates, and hence belong to "our" part of the evolutionary tree, but there doesn´t seem to be any evidence for it.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I strongly dislike both chimps and pigs, so the idea that we are a fucking hybrid of BOTH strikes me as downright odious. Odium humani generis? I want to be related to, I don´t know, butterflies and falcons or something...
ReplyDeleteOK, I like eating pigs, so there´s that.
ReplyDeleteAs for McCarthy´s site, it contains a lot of stuff that could be of interest to cryptozoologists and such.
ReplyDeleteWell, chimpansees and humans share The same defective Gene that makes it impossible for us to manufacture vitamin c. Other animals constantly manufacture their own, even more so when sick(alternative medicine got The idea of mega dosing vitamin c troghout The day from this fact).
ReplyDeleteAnd pigs and humans have very simmiliar gut systems.
Not to say that i buy his theory but IF we are a manpulated mix of two animals then som kind of pig and some kind of monkey seems like a good bet.
Yes, that seems to be McCarthy´s idea, too. Humans and pigs share a lot of characteristics not shared by the chimpanzee.
ReplyDeleteMakes me think of The Maine coon cat. The first settlers in North America taught these cats originally were The result of a cat mating with a racoon. We know that cats and racoons cant have offspring so that theory should be seen as debunked.
ReplyDeleteHiwever, the latest research on sperm indicate that to some extent women(both animal and human) have their DNA manipulated by all sperm they recieve, even when they are not being impregnated by it, and that to some externt her offspring Will have The DNA of all her former lovers even if The DNA of The male that impregnated her Will dominate heavily.
Soo... There we have it! Humans are The result of deranged women fornicating a lot with pigs and monkeys before finally being impregnated with a male of their own species.
DNA manipulation in a sense but in a very primitive and unintentional way.
This can perhaps explain that verse in The old testament about inediatly killing a woman that have sex with an animal. And to kull The animal as well. Cant have beast accostomised to satisfy The lusts of deranged women rundning freely around. Sooner or later it Will run into some new psycho woman.
https://youtu.be/nZNB2tRcha0
ReplyDeleteMaine coon-katter är lika förtjusta i vatten som tvättbjörnar. Här får man en autistisk flicka att komma över sin vattenfobi genom att ta med familjens Main Coon till en basäng. När katten simmat runt en stund kan flickan inte låta bli att också hoppa i.
Dessutom brukar Main Coon katter alltid lägga sim mat i vattenskålen och gnugga den med tassarna innan den ätes.
And now im beggining to Wonder why New Zeelands prime minister looks like a horse. But this is going in so diqusting directions that i have to take a long bath to cleanse my soul. But why do i like taking long baths so much? And have i not always had a reoressed urge to dip my cookies in coffe and other luwuids before i eat them? Were my female ancestors doing abomninable things with raccons? Is my hereditary bloidline tainted with racoon DNA(in addition to The pig and monkey DNA). Man wasnt supposed to know stuff like this. Ill check in at The Arkham Asylum tommorow.
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Being related to raccoons and cats would be better from my aesthetic viewpoint than chimps and suids, to be honest.
ReplyDeleteHow I wound up here I'll never know, except no animals were harmed in the making of this journey!
ReplyDeleteThe world will be taken over by high IQ raccoons...
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