Fated

The Metatron has watched the hours-long press conference featuring the three Italian researchers who claim to have found evidence of underground structures at the Giza plateau. While our man doesn´t rule anything out, he is *very* critical of the presentations at the presser and wonders aloud (very aloud) about the underlying methodology. It seems to be some kind of "Alternative Egypt" esoteric mumbo-jumbo, put forward with all the usual fanaticized conviction of true believers. 

For instance, the claim that the Giza plataeu can be dated to 36,000 BC?! Or the claim that the researchers have located an underground "city" from Egyptian mythology. And when they used their radar technology to pick up vibrations from the ground, they "discovered" an ancient structure that looked like a tuning fork! It´s all "fated" and what not, even the fact that these three investigators met is "fated". 

What really seems fated here is that this will turn out to be another episode in the neverending saga of pyramidiocy. And yes, a reptoid alien was included in one of the team´s powerpoints. Probably a joke, but you´ll never know. The Schwärmers are already using the multi-color scans (which are extremely difficult to interpret - one of the researchers even admit that he is color blind!) as evidence for nuclear power plants, UFOs and what not. 

Over and out, my noble ones.