Monday, February 17, 2025

Interstellar secrets

 


Does the federal government classify information about interstellar objects as HORRENDEOUS as they are SQUAMOUS to stop a RUGOUS UNIVERSAL PANIC from ENGULFING Homo sapiens (sensu stricto) as we know it??? 

Well, at first I almost thought so, but naaah, it was just standard military secrecy (and red tape). When Avi Loeb (yes, *that* Avi Loeb) and some co-workers studied the trajectory of a certain meteorite which had impacted the sea off New Guinea in 2014, they suspected it may have been the first ever interstellar object observered within our solar system (and on Earth). Their study was published in 2019. However, to conclusively confirm the above, they needed data from military telescopes...but the US Space Command wasn´t very keen on sharing it. Obviously. No conspiracy here, just good ol´fashion security clearence! Which you don´t have, sorry. 

In 2022, the military published their own study, pretty much confirming the civilian science team´s original conclusions. Note that in 2017, another interstellar object had been confirmed: ´Oumuamua. Which Loeb argued could have been a UFO/UAP. So now you can go ahead and spin a conspiracy theory about it! At the time, The Scout was regarded as the first interstellar object ever to be observed inside our solar system, but if Loeb & Co (and the Space Command) are right, then the nameless meteorite has the primogeniture...     

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