Russians in Iowa

Wow, I didn´t know the Russians were this efficient. Now, they have fucked up *all* 1,700 caucuses in Iowa, the evangelical corn field state in Middle Murica. Or has The Donald re-employed Steven Bannon in secret? Everyone knows that Bannon is really a cross between Cyberdyne Systems and the Mandalorian.

If the Dems can´t even fake a primary "election" based on caucuses, how the hell are they going to win against The Man Who Trolled The World in the real presidentials? Sheeesh... 

End the charade already, DNC should simply declare a winner and skip the primaries completely. If they want to go down fightin´, select Bernie. If they want to go down a bit more respectably, select Bloomberg.

Tell the rest of the lot to take a hike in that corn field...