Thursday, April 3, 2025

Penguins for free trade

 

Credit: White House

Donald Trump has imposed tariffs on Heard Island and McDonald Islands in the Antarctic, home only to penguins. "Which nobody have heard about". Apparently, the tariff is 10%. 

So in the unlikely case the Australian wildlife service decides to turn the local semi-pelagic avifauna into bush meat (to compete with true Amerikan raccoon and possum steak), YOU HAVE BEEN DULY WARNED.

This is Liberation Day.  

Nowhere on Earth is safe

5 comments:

  1. Clearly a lunatic. Tarrifs don't apply to (guess!)...Russia, North Korea, Belarus...Cuba! Global economic crisis not on the horizon, it's here.

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    1. Now I hear it's suspected Trump used AI to calculate the tarriffs, hence the inclusion of uninhabited islands, but for penguins.

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    2. https://www.computing.co.uk/news-analysis/2025/white-house-using-ai-in-tariff-calculations

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  2. Somewhat ironically (?), Lesotho ("which nobody have heard about") is hardest hit with 50% tariffs on their clothing industry?!

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  3. That's terrible! I read the Guardian article. Trump is out golfing today.

    https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/trump/2025/04/03/liv-golf-miami-donald-trump-doral-golf-course/82788877007/

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