Sunday, December 6, 2020

Trilobite times



Trilobites lived on Earth (well, in the oceans actually) for 270 million years before the last ones were finally did in...by global volcanic eruptions that lasted for 2 million years!

Wtf?! But we're the crown of creation because...

Yeah, because of *what* exactly? Because we just elected an old fossil US president? Maybe Joe is a trilobite!

So far, we haven't come up with anything that could make our species last for 270 million years...

Why trilobites went extinct

8 comments:

  1. Imagine if somebody would find a living trilobite today, it would be *the* most stunning scientific discovery EVER.

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  2. Coelecanth? Seen that, done that...

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  3. It's still 2020. Time to go for a little trilobite-huntin' in the local fishpond, yeah...

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  4. Of course, the creationists would use it as an "argument" against evolution.

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  5. I mean, what *do* you do with these people, anyway?

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  6. 'Oumuamua came to Earth to talk to the trilobites, arrived millions of years too late...

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  7. What if trilobites had been intelligent, maybe their space ships would look like 'Oumuamua.

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  8. What is the Tao of the Trilobites?

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