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| -Who, me? I´m just a drone doing my job, dude! |
To give the apocalyptic devil his due, when I´m not quite awake or whatever, I kind of wonder if *something* strange *did* take place in 2012. I mean, didn´t our present problems begin around that time? But I suppose a more objective take would be that they commenced already during the 00´s (the finance crisis). But it´s still *quite* close to the accursed date, isn´t it? And since then, we´ve had black swan event after black swan event.
Hmmm...
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| Me, next week. Probably. |
The Rapture didn´t happen last week. Not even on TikTok. All the usual ways to explain it away are being used by those who pretended to believe it this time around. For instance, that the Rapture really happened but invisibly. So why are *you* still here, then? Or...that the calendar is wrong. Bingo!
Some dude in South Africa (!) claims that Jesus follows the Julian calendar and therefore the Rapture will happen next week instead (circa October 6 - 7). Except that the Rapture is supposed to coincide with the Jewish Feast of Trumpets, the Jews of course *not* using the Julian calendar (which would have looked different during the life time of Jesus anyway). Don´t these guys double-check *anything*?
I asked ChatGPT and it told me that the "correct" date would be October 4. Now, how´s *that* for an October surprise - being raptured two days earlier than expected? Of course, none of this will happen. And no, that weird comet my man Avi Loeb is promoting won´t turn out to be a UFO attacking Earth. Neither the Rapture nor the Apocalypse will happen next week. Promise!
Just have a milkshake or something. Then, please start worrying about the actual situation around you...
