The year is 10,000 AD. The last man is put on display by the intelligent raccoons that have taken over the world after the Carrington Event of 9,100 AD.
Human devolution turned Homo sapiens into a bizarre creature convergent with over-sized spider monkeys of cryptid fame. No other traces of Homo exist.
It´s over.
Racoons are so cute. Very invasive in most of their habitats but very intelligent and hardly aggresive at all.
ReplyDeleteI would have a hard time not feeding them if there were any in my neck of the woods.
Unlike some other invasive and very aggresive "species" that cross the mediteranian sea en masse.
Transform migrationsverket into the "Department for wellfare and steriliasation of cute invasive species".
Let me be its Director and all kinds of cute invasive animals will hail Sweden for its progressive and humane way of dealing with invasive species.
OT:
ReplyDeleteTransaktivister krossar patriarkatet eller nåt:
https://www.friatider.se/transvestitmobb-anfoll-kritisk-simmerska
In my private speculations, raccoons or ravens take over the world as the next intelligent species when we´re gone...
ReplyDeleteThis man regulary feed 25 wild racoons on his porch. All of them look overweight but extremley cute:
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/Ofp26_oc4CA