The short video
above is from YouTube and has the provocative title “10 Questions Atheists
CANNOT answer” (at least that´s the title in the description). I´m not an
atheist sensu stricto, but since I have nothing to do on this boring and grey
Saturday morning, I decided to LARP such ay creature, so here are my answers…
Does
science answer everything – No, it doesn´t. How does that disprove atheism?
Everything we know comes from empirical experiences. In *that* sense I suppose
you could say that “science answers everything”, since science is a generalized
empirical method of research. Besides, does the Bible answer everything? For
instance, is the germ theory of disease in your holy book? What about the
existence of America? Or the discovery of Pluto?
Why do atheists
care if people worship God – Because people who worship God persecute atheists!
Can Nothing
create Something? – No, but you believe that Something can create Something
else from Nothing. You know, creation ex nihilo and all that.
If you never
been everywhere in the universe, how do you know God doesn´t exist? – Are you telling
me God actually shows himself on other planets? Could you please tell him to
show his ass on our planet, too?
What is
the origin of life? – Can you prove that God created life, then? Show me your
peer reviewed paper…
If humans
are animals, where does our sense of morality and justice come from? – We are
highly aberrant animals, LOL. Seriously, it comes from the fact that we are an
intelligent social species. Where does your sense of morality come from? The Bible?
Which book? Joshua or the Sermon on the Mount? Why are they better than simply
being social? Perhaps the real mystery is where genocide or quietism in the
face of genocide come from…
If you had
evidence of God, would you become a Christian? – A sly question, me man, since
it shows that most atheists are really misotheists. I´ll let you know my true
feelings when the evidence is forthcoming!
If
evolution is real, how come there are no transitional forms in the present? –
You´re kidding, right?
Do you
live your life according to your belief, or according to what you lack in
belief? – What on earth does this question even mean???
“If God
exists, will you not lose your soul when you die” – Pascal´s Wager. Answered
1000 times already. Christians lose out on all the fun shit if atheism is true,
btw. You know, sodomy and all that.
“Just because
you can´t see God, doesn´t mean he doesn´t exist” – We can´t touch, smell, hear
or taste him either, so wazza point, dude?
“Creation
itself testifies to a powerful and imaginative creator” – Yeah, he´s “imaginative”
alright, creating tape worms, zombie ants, ichneumon wasps and shit. Haven´t
you forgotten something in your own theology? I don´t know, the fall or
something…
Sure wonder what would happen if a Shaiva would answer the very same questions. Stay tuned!
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