Peacock: I have a few complaints, My Lord, about a crazy blogger named Ashtar Command. He is trolling the conservationist movement again. I feel threatened! I mean, what if somebody decides to exterminate me and mine?
Krishna: Oh, that guy. Yeah, I remember him. Don´t worry, Ash is quite harmless. He left my transcendental abode 15 billion years ago...
Deer: I aint complaining, Lord Krishna, I aint complaining!
We have now re-established control of this account. No further attempts by Vaikhunta and its denizens to hijack it will be tolerated. One false move and I´m gonna call Greta Thunberg´s Rough Riders! And if that doesn´t help, there is always Rudra...
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