Peacock: Ashtar Command, that crazy blogger in Swedish Lapland, claims that I´m the result of orthogenesis. I assumed I was your finest special creation!
Krishna: Nah, my finest creation is the common cockchafer. As for you, you´re a product of sexual selection, not orthogenesis...
Deer: Makes sense, Lord Krishna, makes perfect sense!
Cockchafer??? That does it, I´m calling Rudra. Vaikhunta will be blown sky high in no time!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell are you going to call "Rudra", you puny little blogger?
ReplyDeleteI got Tantric powers, anon, I got Tantric powers...
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