Saturday, May 16, 2026

The Order of Caesar

 

Credit: Walt Disney Studios

"Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" is the latest film (2024) about a post-apocalyptic world in which apes have become the dominant life forms, spouting human-like speech and intelligence. Meanwhile, humans have regressed to a beast-like existence. Or have they? Unknown to the apes, some intelligent humans have managed to survive in underground bunkers and are plotting a comeback as a species, which would threaten the dominant status of chimps, gorillas and orangs. 

The main character, the smart chimpanzee Noa, is taken prisoner (alongside his entire clan) by the gorilla dictator Proximus and is faced with a tough moral dilemma. Either co-operate with the still-intelligent humans to save his clan, while risking a new war between apes and unforgiving Homo sapiens in the future. Or support Proximus, whose projected authoritarian kingdom could save apekind by capturing human high tech weapons, but at the expense of everybody´s freedom. Noa choses the first option, presumably setting the stage for a sequel.

There are obvious references to the original "Planet of the Apes" movie (1968) throughout this production, and I believe some scenes were actually taped at the same location. A funny difference is that the orangutans are the good guys. Noa meets the orang Raka, who belongs to the "Order of Caesar" working to restore peace between Pongidae and Homo. Caesar was the effective founder of the ape civilization, but generations after his death, few remember his message of tolerance or his laws. Raka can read and write, and comes across as a kind of monk-intellectual, trying to salvage as much knowledge as possible during the Dark Age. The catch is that the orang doesn´t know that some humans can still speak and have no intention of co-existing with their former circus animals. Thus, Raka is the archetypical "naive intellectual".

Even worse is Trevathan, a dissaffected and weak human who collaborates with Proximus against his own kind. Trevathan also looks like a parody of an intellectual, presumably a fatalistic and demoralized hippie resigned to the fact that his utopian dreams have been dashed. The man spends his time entertaining the gorilla-king with stories about the ancient glories of Rome, until his grizzly end. 

While somewhat interesting (*are* there LOTR-like elements in the plot? What about "MonsterVerse"?), "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" strikes me as an extended "Planet of the Apes" fan fic story. I´m not sure if the average viewer remembers all the details from the 1968 film! Still, a sequel might be worth doing. Is there some reason why the main character has a name resembling the Biblical character Noah, for instance? Do the still-talking humans have a doomsday weapon? Et cetera. 

With that, I close this review!  

  

50 years of the ICC

 

Not the ICC, for the record 

Last year, the zany International Communist Current (ICC) celebrated its 50th anniversary. Yes, really! The ICC was founded in 1975. Imagine accomplishing *absolutely nothing at all* in half a century. Except publishing weird magazines with interminable articles nobody actually reads. OK, the book about the history of the Italian Left was somewhat interesting. So was the agent-baiting and Mason-bashing during the 1990´s.

Personally, I don´t think the ICC will be around in 2075, but I suppose it´s not *entirely* impossible. The Bordigists and their eternal Communist party will of course be around still in 3000 AD...

I deny everything

 


This isn´t me. For the record. It´s Styx, for crying out loud!

Thursday, May 14, 2026

Strypsex

 

Neutral bild
Credit: Jeff Buck 

Rumänien tävlar alltså i Eurovision med en sång om strypsex. Vilket väckt kritik. Men av live-showen att döma rör det sig om *lesbisk* strypsex. Vilket väl är politiskt korrekt. Så vad är problemet?

Eller nej? 

Wtf, I love Elizabeth Warren now

 


Apparently, Elizabeth Warren wants to ban the US crypto industry. Or so the (non-cryptic) crypto lobby claims. Wtf, I love Senator Warren now!

Drönarkriget

 


Detta uppmärksammas även internationellt. En NATO-relaterad övning på Gotland visar att den svenska militären inte kan försvara ön effektivt mot ett utländsk drönarangrepp. Tyvärr inte helt oväntat.  

Sverige "krossades" i militärövning

Ukrainian drone pilots turn a military exercise in Sweden into a warning for NATO