Ramalinga again...
Tuesday, April 7, 2026
The thirteenth tribe is so back
A (probably correct) criticism of the Khazar theory. What a pity it´s written by an anti-Semite who wants to blame the *real* Jews for all of the world´s ills, but there you go. Of course, I´m so edgy that I linked to Keith Woods content several times before...
Urban legend
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This is probably true. Enjoy! From Gemini.
Is it really true that the Aboriginal language Andiljangwa has 3,500 grammatical cases? The source is the Guiness Book of World Records!
This is a classic case of a "linguistic urban legend"! While it sounds like an incredible feat of the human mind, the claim that any language—including the Aboriginal language Anindilyakwa (often spelled Andiljaugwa in older texts)—has 3,500 grammatical cases is factually incorrect.
Here is the breakdown of why this number exists in the Guinness World Records and what it actually means.
1. Where did the "3,500" come from?
The source of this confusion is likely a misunderstanding of polysynthesis. Anindilyakwa (spoken on Groote Eylandt) is a incredibly complex language where a single word can function as an entire sentence.
Instead of having thousands of "cases" (which usually apply to nouns, like he/him/his), the language uses a massive system of prefixes and suffixes on its verbs. These markers track:
Noun Classes: There are five different genders/classes.
Person & Number: Who is doing what to whom (subject and object).
Tense & Mood: When and how it is happening.
If you multiply all the possible combinations of these prefixes and suffixes together, you can mathematically generate thousands of unique forms for a single verb. A Guinness researcher likely saw a figure for the number of prefix combinations and labeled them as "cases," which is a very different linguistic concept.
2. The True Record Holder
If we look at actual noun cases (the way a noun changes its ending to show its role), the numbers are much smaller:
Tsez (Caucasus): Often cited as having 64 cases (though many are combinations of spatial markers).
Tabasaran (Caucasus): Famously held the Guinness Record for decades with 48 cases.
Anindilyakwa: Actually has a relatively standard number of cases for an Australian language (roughly 10 to 15, such as locative, ablative, and allative).
3. Why is Anindilyakwa so famous?
Linguists consider Anindilyakwa one of the most difficult languages in the world because of its morphological density.
Example: A single word can mean: "He-will-again-bring-it-back-to-the-two-of-them-tomorrow."
Because the language uses a "base-5" (quinary) counting system and requires every number to "agree" with the noun class of the object (e.g., the word for "one" changes depending on if you are counting turtles or trees), it creates a level of complexity that is genuinely mind-boggling—just not in the form of 3,500 cases!
Summary
Is it true? No. No language has 3,500 cases.
Is it complex? Yes, it is one of the most complex languages on Earth.
The Error: Guinness likely confused "verb prefix combinations" with "noun cases."
It's a great example of how a technical linguistic fact can be "lost in translation" when it hits mainstream trivia books!
Dreamtime
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I asked Gemini about the oldest surviving human traditions. Supposedly, Australian Aboriginals have stories which go back tens of thousands of years. I admit that I´m skeptical. So much romantic BS have been written about Native tribes that I wouldn´t be surprised if somebody debunks this 20 years from now. But sure, here is the information (I´ve heard some of it before):
Is it possible to know which religious or cultural tradition is the oldest? That is, the oldest of those which still exist today?
Determining the "oldest" tradition is a bit like tracing a river back to its source—it depends on whether you are looking for the oldest continuous practice, the oldest organized religion, or the oldest written scriptures.
Because cultures evolve, merge, and change names, there isn't one single winner, but rather several "finalists" depending on how you define the terms.
1. The Oldest Continuous Spiritual Traditions: Indigenous Cultures
If we define "tradition" as a set of spiritual beliefs and cultural practices passed down through generations, Indigenous Australian and San (Bushmen) traditions are the oldest.
Aboriginal Australians: Their spiritual connection to the "Dreamtime" and their oral histories have been maintained for over 50,000 to 65,000 years. Recent archaeological evidence suggests they have passed down stories of sea-level rises and volcanic eruptions that occurred tens of thousands of years ago.
The San People (Southern Africa): Genetic and archaeological data suggest the San have lived in Southern Africa for at least 20,000 to 30,000 years, maintaining a shamanistic tradition that involves rock art and trance dances.
2. The Oldest Organized Religion: Hinduism
In terms of "major" world religions with a structured system, hierarchy, and massive following, Hinduism is widely considered the oldest.
Age: It has no single founder and roots that stretch back over 4,000 years.
Evolution: It emerged from the Vedic period (c. 1500–500 BCE) but incorporates prehistoric Dravidian and Indus Valley Civilization elements that are even older.
The "Eternal" Nature: Many Hindus refer to their faith as Sanatana Dharma (the Eternal Way), viewing it as a timeless truth rather than a historical movement.
3. The Oldest Monotheism: Judaism and Zoroastrianism
If you are looking for the oldest tradition based on the worship of a single God, there are two main contenders:
Zoroastrianism: Founded by the prophet Zoroaster in ancient Persia, it dates back to roughly 1500–1000 BCE. It introduced concepts like heaven, hell, and the battle between good and evil, which heavily influenced later Abrahamic faiths. While its population is small today (the Parsi community), it still exists.
Judaism: While the biblical patriarchs date back to roughly 2000 BCE, the formalization of Judaism as a monotheistic religion occurred around the 9th–6th century BCE. It is the oldest of the three major Abrahamic religions.
4. Summary Table of "The Oldest"
| Category | Tradition | Estimated Age |
| Oral/Cultural | Aboriginal Australian | 50,000+ years |
| Organized Religion | Hinduism | 4,000+ years |
| Monotheism | Zoroastrianism | 3,000–3,500 years |
| Written Scripture | The Vedas (Hinduism) | 3,200–3,500 years |
Why is it so hard to pin down?
The main problem is syncretism. Religions don't usually "start" on a specific Tuesday; they evolve. For example:
Shinto in Japan has prehistoric roots, but it wasn't "organized" until much later.
Hinduism today looks very different from the Vedic religion of 3,000 years ago.
When we look at these traditions, we aren't seeing a static museum piece, but a living "ship of Theseus" where the parts have been replaced over millennia while the identity remains the same.
Are you looking for a tradition with a specific "start date" or founder, or are you more interested in the survival of ancient oral myths?
How do we know that Aboriginals have traditions of ancient sea-level rise and volcanic eruptions?
We know this because of a fascinating field of study called geomythology, where scientists compare ancient oral traditions with geological data like sonar mapping and carbon dating.
The evidence isn't just "vague myths" about water; it involves specific geographic details that were only true thousands of years ago.
1. Verification of Sea-Level Rise
During the last Ice Age, sea levels were much lower, and Australia’s coastline extended kilometers further out.
The Depth Check: Researchers have identified at least 21 locations around Australia where Aboriginal stories describe a coastline that hasn't existed for at least 7,000 years.
Specific Geography: For example, the Yindjibarndi people have a name for Fitzroy Island (gabaɽ) that literally means "lower arm" of a mainland promontory. For this name to make sense, the sea level had to be at least 30 meters lower than it is today—a condition that last existed roughly 10,000 years ago.
The "Walking" Stories: Numerous traditions across the continent describe ancestors walking to islands (like Kangaroo Island or the Tiwi Islands) that are now separated by deep, treacherous water. Geological records confirm these "land bridges" were submerged exactly when the stories say the "water came in."
2. Verification of Volcanic Eruptions
The most striking example is found in the Gunditjmara tradition in South Victoria, regarding a creator being named Budj Bim.
The Oral Record: The story describes a giant who transformed into a volcano, with his teeth becoming the lava and his hair the smoke.
The Scientific Match: In 2020, geologists used argon-argon dating on the lava rocks at Budj Bim and found the eruption happened approximately 37,000 years ago.
Human Witness: Archaeological evidence (stone tools) found beneath the volcanic ash layers confirms that people were living in the area at the exact time of the eruption.
This means the Gunditjmara have maintained an accurate account of a specific geological event for over 1,500 generations.
How has the information stayed accurate?
Western scientists were initially skeptical, believing oral stories "decay" after a few centuries. However, Aboriginal culture uses highly structured memory systems:
Cross-Verification: Stories are often owned by specific families; others are not allowed to tell them, which prevents "telephone-game" style distortion.
Ritual Repetition: The stories are tied to "Songlines"—physical paths in the landscape.
To remember the story, you must walk the land, using the rocks and mountains as "mnemonic pegs" to trigger the next part of the history.
This video explains how researchers and Gunditjmara elders worked together to scientifically date the Budj Bim eruption, confirming it as one of the oldest witnessed events in human history.
Ape-ril
Easter Bunny time! Guess which household pets you are most closely related to? Yepp, rodents and lagomorphs. As in: mice, rats, hamsters and...rabbits.
I´m actually not that surprised.
But OK, if you have a gibbon as a pet, I suppose *that* would be your closest mammalian cousin!
Dude
One of my neighbors *still* has a Christmas star in his window. It must have been there since Halloween last year. Not that I mind, but it looks very strange, especially post-Easter?! It´s April, bruh!
Meanwhile, back on planet Earth...
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LOL. Sounds like the 1980´s or 1990´s!
Police take nearly 24 hours shutting down illegal Dorset rave
More here. A flash mob?! Hah hah hah!
Reality check
So the astronauts at the Orion spacecraft are currently further away from Earth than any other human ever. It *is* amazing that this happens in 2026, when essentially everything else in the world goes to hell.
But note also the following: the furthest away humans have been from Earth is a flyby around the Moon. You know, Earth´s satellite - which is fully visible from the Earth´s surface essentially every day.
That´s it. So perhaps not the right time for any high falutin´ cornucopian fantasies about our destiny being in the stars (or a manned mission to Mars)...
Monday, April 6, 2026
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