Good Friday

 

Credit: Bene16

???!!!

 

From ChatGPT. Is this true? Today is Friday, April 3. Is the system kidding me?

>>>If Christ was crucified in 33 AD, the most likely date in our calendar is Friday, April 3, 33 AD, based on the alignment of Passover, lunar cycles, and Roman governance.

Yes, Gemini confirmed it. So today is the "anniversary" of the very first Good Friday?!

Wide awake

 

Overheard on the interwebs: "The universe is awake. Are you?" 

Fact check: Mostly true

 

Overheard on the interwebs...

>>>Plot twist: J D Vance is the demon and the UFOs are angels.

Great is the Diana of the Ephesians

 

Credit: Shonagon 

LOL, I´m getting senile. I didn´t get the Artemis II - Apollo mission - Selene connection until now. Hail NASA! Great is the Diana of the Ephesians!!!

Men vem tänker hon rösta på?

 

Generation Gretas eponyma anmoder vill ha revansch...

Nu kliver hon in i valrörelsen

Bondi out

 

- Hello, dear Sir! Bondi...Bondi...Bondi!!!

Apparently, Pam Bondi has been fired by the Commander in Chief. Seriously, does anyone even care at this point? 

Americans on the Moon

 

- Oh no, Prabhupada´s books aren´t working, the Yanks are back on the Moon?!

Pink moon

 

What did Artemis II really find on the Moon, huh? Come and see...

Ultimate Reality

 

U do research into metaphysix, do Zazen and vipassana, den dis happens. U realize dis Ultimate Reality. Wat u do?