Prayer

 

- Varuna? Who´s Varuna again?

Oh, Varuna, you are the lord of the orcas just as you ride the sea-monster Makara. Please stop your magnificent creatures from attacking our shipping off the coast of Tarshish. Direct your most loyal servants to sink Hind ships instead, in retaliation for PM Modi´s geopolitical alliance with Cathay and Scythia, Modi, the puranic smarta heretic who blasphemes the Indo-European fire sacrifice in Your honor. Oh Lord Varuna, master of the night-sky and the vast waters, hear the plea of your simple servant. Om shanti shanti shanti!